Wednesday, 15 January 2014

Obsession? ....Part1

It was a pretty hot afternoon (as usual)... In an over congested lecture room with no proper ventilation or conditioning system...the lecture room was filled with 90% nerds that cared only about their grades, not how they looked and certainly not how they smelt either (yeah, try not to picture that)... Looking around in this particular class he could see the stream of freshers, focused and aiming to be the best in the class and to graduate with the almighty FIRST CLASS DEGREE...sighs...but most especially you could see the permanent "tea" brown curved patterns that appeared on their shirts right beneath the armpit and believe me, you don't need to take a deep breath to perceive the breath taking effect... There he was, seated at the back roll (he was lucky enough to get a seat) of the lecture room looking around still trying to fathom and digest this new phase of his life....................PAUSE!....First, i'll introduce you to my main characters

Doyle-- the love sick puppy, not exactly the cutest guy in the hood but he's aiite...
Faye-- Mr nice guy, tries to be mean but never pulls it off successfully. has his ways with the ladies, aka he knows "how to make a girl feel gooooood" if you know what i mean *smiles sheepishly then clears  throat*lol...
Debrie-- The over independent, adventurous and carefree babe, very gorgeous tho...
Kenneth--the insecure boyfriend, a great kisser tho...
    Hmmmm, 3 dudes and a babe..pffft, pretty lame... well I'll add 2 more characters~~
Goldd(with the double D. lol)-- The confused chick with multiple personality, has great sex appeal...
Sean-- The notorious Holy dude, notorious in crime and holy with the ladies...

That day felt like every other, he was bored out of his mind... As he looked around trying to find a little excitement, he came across a test sheet, going through it he wondered who the young Einstein was... The owner of this test script must be super smart, he thought as he shook his head when he remembered his own score in the same test... "Hi! that's mine, please pass it" she said, in a rude but very soft voice... He turned instantly to see who it was, his smile lit as he gazed upon her, not minding the rude look she had on or the rude tone she spoke to him with earlier.... He was stunned by how beautiful she was and most especially by her intelligence... he put on a flirty smirk and said "hi, i'm Doyle and you are?"....."expecting you to hand over my paper" she said, with a straight face... He looked at the paper in his hands confused for a while, then passed it to her... "By the way, i'm Debrie" she said... And from that introduction the conversation began... Doyle was really happy, he totally forgot all about his boredom issues, he made the best of the conversation trying his best to make a good and lasting impression and also to get her number... Immediately after the class he rushed up to his friends sitting at the other end of the class to tell them about Debrie, they were really curious and demanded to see the "almighty Debrie" he was buzzing so anxiously about... he took them to her and introduced them as his friends... On their way back, one of his friends shook his head, burst into laughter and said "but the babe no fine like that now"... "ehnn, no fine like what? she no fine at all" the other friend said, both laughing at him.... But that didn't change Doyle's mind, he saw something they couldn't see in her, so he kept on stalking (codedly), flirting and talking to her and soon they became close... but he never made his intentions clear...

It was a Saturday night, Doyle and Debrie decided to prepare for a test (that was coming up the next week) together.. After about 2 hours of studying Doyle began to have a fever, he couldn't go back home (he stayed off campus and it was too late to get a cab out of school).... He told Debrie to call his friend Faye (who was also in school studying) to take him to the clinic... He came as fast as he could, Faye and Debrie took Doyle to the clinic and returned to class to continue studying together... they were both mute and said nothing to each other... There was this really pretty babe(she had the whole big-girl swag thing going on) sitting 2 seats away, Debrie could see Faye totally checking her out, which she dint exactly like, moreover she thought the babe had too much unnecessary attitude............ "kpooooo" they heard.... Faye and Debrie both looked at each other with shock... "TF Mehn!" Faye said, as they both burst into laughter...the pretty babe with the huge attitude had just farted!!!... They could see how uncomfortable the babe felt, as the stench engulfed the atmosphere... they had no mercy as they made it obvious that they knew it was her and talked very loudly about how terrible the stench was... Debrie and Faye chatted and made jests through out the night... She told him literally everything about herself, also that she had a boyfriend and no other friend except Doyle... After their so called "study" Faye walked her back to her hostel, On his way back he found himself thinking about nothing else except her... He realized how really beautiful and smart she was and she had a great sense of humor too... But he was not the type to betray his friend... Realizing how wrong this was he called himself back to order "your best friend is totally in love with this babe Faye, so snap out of it" he said out loud to himself... Only if it was that easy!...It had taken just a conversation for him to be totally hooked on her....

3 comments:

  1. Cool begining........let's see who wins d babe....well, in my opinion I'll giv it 2 Doyle...

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  2. Gbagaun!!......its fathom, not phantom....

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  3. Err...what gbagaun??? hehe....plus that was the only thing you had to say....loool tho

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