Wow..... it feels like it's been forever. I don't even know where to start from...but well.... Basically, I just resumed school after a REALLY long break.. Settling down hasn't been a breeze plus no free wifi (or wifey, like a friend calls it...lol). So as a student earning monthly salary and the pocket draining data plans available, blogging seems like a huge luxury...but but but I'll try to keep up now... Big thanks to those that still visited while I was away and everyone else.... love ya muchos...

Versace Sister Rocks The No-Make up Look

She's a fashion icon and the powerhouse behind the family business with her name on it, so Donatella Versace certainly was putting on her brave face when she went make-up free in the streets of Milan on Wednesday.

Looking somewhat like a cartoon version of herself, Donatella's face appeared bloated, puffy and almost alien-like. That's a rather significant change from just a mere few weeks ago when the designer proudly posed with her muse Lady Gaga looking polished and perfectly made-up.

As 58-year-old Donatella strutted the streets of the Italian fashion capital in an all-black ensemble with a chunky silver necklace clearly visible, she also seemed to be wearing an intense frown on her out-of-whack face.

Did i also mention she is the sister to the also famous Gianni Varsace, the creator of the popular "Versace" designs?... Well, she is...

Donatella Versace with and without make-up

Paul Walker Wills His Entire Fortune To 15 years Old Daughter, Meadow.

Paul Walker who died in a fatal car crash with his friend Roger Rodas on the 30th of Nov 2013 has left all his $25 million fortune to his 15 year
old daughter.

The 40-year-old actor’s will named 15-year-old child, Meadow Rain Walker, as the sole beneficiary of his entire estate in his will.He also appointed his father Paul Sr. as the executor.
He left nothing for his 23 year old girlfriend Jasmine who he had dated for 7 years. He was 33 and she 16 when they started dating.

He has also petitioned to have the court appoint the late actor's mother, Cheryl Walker, as Meadow's legal guardian and the guardian of the teenager's $25 million fortune, as per his son's instructions in the will.
This is an unusual twist as she currently lives with her mother, Rebecca Soteros, but began living with her famous father full-time shortly before his tragic death.

It was previously revealed that Paul was planning to give up acting to spend more time with Meadow and was thrilled she had moved in with him.
   Totally sad but that kid is so freaking lucky, a millionaire already at her age.

"Unspeakable" Horror Endured By Syrian Children

Syrian children have been raped, tortured and used in combat as human shields, the United Nations said in a damming report detailing the horrors of the on-going civil war.

Covering the period from March 2011 to November 2013, the report found children as young as 11 have been subjected to beatings with metal cables, whips and batons, ripping out of fingernails and electric shocks, including to the genitals. In the most brutal cases, some of them witnessed the torture of relatives and mock executions.

Sexual violence, including rape or the threat of rape, was reportedly used to "humiliate, harm and force confessions".

The report cited the case of a 16-year old who was arrested with five other boys aged 13 to 15 at a checkpoint near his school and detained in a centre run by intelligence forces. The teenager allegedly witnessed his 14-year old male friend being sexually assaulted and then killed.

The UN said it received allegations of sexual violence by armed opposition groups but was unable to corroborate them given the "lack of access."
UN chief Ban Ki-moon said:"The suffering endured by the children in the Syrian Arab Republic since the outset of the conflict, as documented in this report, is unspeakable and unacceptable."
                                                                                                                        From independent.co.uk

I understand it when fully grown adults decide to be unreasonable and harm each other, but what i don't get is why children should be involved.. It Hurts to see that "Humans" lack humanity...Yes! It bothers me if it doesn't bother you... #Sad#Angry#Redemption

       

 

                   

Total Transformation

Shocker!
This green and red punk-haired girl grew up into supermodel Heidi Klum!
Heidi posted the photo on Twitter with the caption, "I AM NINE."
Ten years later, Heidi would win a modeling competition in her native Germany. An international modeling career, contract with Victoria's Secret, and hosting gig on "Project Runway" would follow.
Today, the 40-year-old is a media mogul! But it's cool to know she has always been adventurous and experimental with her (good) looks!

Guys Watch Too Many Porn!, says Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus split with fiance Liam Hemsworth in September and then there were rumors that she was engaging in a little hookage with Rolling Stone photographer Theo Wenner and actor Kellan Lutz (which he denied). Turns out Miley is not interested in dudes and no, not because she is into the ladies, either. Wanna know why she is “meh” about boys?

She likened her own issues with dating to the fact that dudes watch too many adult films in her insanely quotable W interview, where she also spoke about her likes (weed) and dislikes (kids).

“Guys watch too much porn. Those girls don’t exist. They’re not real girls,” Cyrus explained. “That’s like us watching romance movies. That’s girl porn, because, like, those guys do not exist.”
You know, she has an interesting point. Porn actresses and their behavior do not exist in the real world, and rom com males are fictional, as well.

For when Miley does decide to get back into the dating game, she revealed what she does and doesn’t like. It’s pretty simple, actually.
“[Guys] just try too hard with me, and it’s just like, ‘I don’t need you to impress me. I don’t want you to, like, take me to fancy restaurants,’” she said. “I hate sitting down for dinner! You don’t have to do that to me! You don’t have to take me on trips! I literally just want to chill here!”

Miley, her dogs and her dude. Sounds like a perfect night....

Joke Of The Day

Akpos who is dying in the hospital is surrounded by his two sons, his daughter, his wife and a nurse. Says to his eldest son:
AKPOS: To you, Peter, I leave the Airport houses. To you, my dear daughter, I leave the apartment blocks in East Legon. To you, Charlie, being my youngest son with a bright future, I leave the City Center Offices. And you, my dear wife, the three residential building towers at Tetteh Quarshie.
       The nurse, impressed, tells his wife:
NURSE: Madam, your husband is very rich. He has so many properties! You all are so lucky!!
And the wife retorts:
WIFE: Rich??? Lucky??? Our whole family works for the cleaning company. Those are his Job schedules for cleaning.

#ValentinePrank

I would definitely play this prank if i had the chance and resources.... Valentine is around the corner, many girls are hoping and praying to receive awesome gifts and surprises from their man(or men..lol)... This is the best time to play pranks on lovers because they would be most vulnerable (they are actually expecting a surprise)... What VALENTINE PRANK would you love to play??   #ValentinePrank

The Look

The look every girl craves for.... Guy's abeg kindly give us the look, lol

JOKE Of The Day!!!

From AY, the comedian; A man dies and goes to hell. Once there, he finds that there is a different hell for each country, so he tries to seek out the least painful one.
   At the door to German Hell, he is told: "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."
   He does not like the sound of that, so he checks out American Hell, Russian Hell and many more. They are all similarly gruesome. However, at Nigerian Hell a long line of people is waiting to get in. Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?"

He is told: "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Nigerian devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."

"But that's the same as the others," says the man. "Why are so many people waiting to get in?"

"Because of the power cuts, the electric chair does not work. The nails were paid for but never supplied, so the bed is comfortable. And the Nigerian devil used to be a civil servant, so he comes in, signs his time sheet and goes back home for private business." Lol    (Lord forgive me)

Dylan Farrows Story About How Her Adopted Father-The Legendary Director,Woody Allen- Molested Her....

Nicholas Kristof (a New York Times columnist), on the 1st of february posted on his blog an open letter from Dylan Farrow(the adopted daughter of actress, Mia Farrow and legendary director,Woody Allen). WHEN Woody Allen received a Golden Globe award for lifetime achievement a few weeks ago, there was a lively debate about whether it was appropriate to honor a man who is an artistic giant but also was accused years ago of child molestation.

 Allen’s defenders correctly note that he denies the allegations, has never been convicted and should be presumed innocent. People weighed in on all sides, but one person who hasn't been heard out is Dylan Farrow, 28, the writer and artist whom Allen was accused of molesting.

    Dylan, Allen’s adopted daughter who is now married and living in Florida under a different name, told him that she has been traumatized for more than two decades by what took place; last year, she was belatedly diagnosed with post-traumatic stress disorder. She said that when she heard of the Golden Globe award being given to Allen she curled up in a ball on her bed, crying hysterically.  Her Full letter after the cut-->

How To Understand Women!, "This 12 years old boy totally figured it out"

So many have tried but failed(including women), but this 12 years old boy figured it out with no stress... Check out his book on "How To Understand Women" Enjoy!

Lmao, right now!!! True tho

I'm Certain This Celebrities Are Vampires Or Time Travelers

This celebrities look suspiciously like some famous people of the past.... I certainly believe in vampires now *shivering with fear* Lool....

                                           Leonardo DiCaprio

                                           Keanu Reeves

                                            Justin Timberlake
       More shocking Celebrity look-alike from the past after the cut....

What University Do You Rep??@!?

For the best University in Nigeria Ranking, there were many contradicting lists... But after much research i was able to settle with 3 Lists....
   For the 2014 Best University in Nigeria Ranking, Here is the list compiled by 4icu.com --->click here
   For the 2013 Best University in Nigeria Ranking, Here is the list compiled by answerafrica.com --->
Also Click Here
   For the 2013 Best University in Nigeria Ranking, Here is the list compiled by NUC(nigerian university commission)  --->Or Click Here

#KINDNESS

I woke up this morning a little more sober than usual, just to see this video on my google+ timeline...I cried watching this video, i hope it touches you like it did I (i'm on a quest to find my real purpose)....
Click this link---> you really need to watch this #love #sober #kindness
Please Share!!!

Yes I Know, But Just Do It!

What's on the other side?, we all at one time or the other ponder what life would have been like if we had taken a particular chance or opportunity we once had... The Fear of the unknown and rejection consumes us and prevents us from doing what we want... Right now, there is an opportunity in front of you to be a better person, or be in a better financial status, or a higher position but you have refused to make good use of it... You procrastinate and postpone like you would be young forever, you lazy about like time would stay still for you, you make decisions like you do not understand the phenomenon of "consequence"...Learn to live up to your own expectations. if your dreams for your future do not scare you, your dream isn't big or good enough, Dream more! but don't forget to stay awake( because that's where all the real fun is). I want you to decide today to make the best of every moment, to make today the beginning of the best years of the rest of your life (not necessarily reading your ass off, or working like you won't live till tomorrow).  Take baby steps or a bold decision to stop being lazy or procrastinating your activities, think of the kind of child you want to have and be that child for your parent. Trials, Heartbreaks, Test of perseverance, and many other difficulties may or would most definitely come your way but the key to overcoming them is taking your own advice- think about your problems, imagine someone you care dearly about has such issues, what would be the best advice you could give? How would you suggest the person pulled through such hardship?, Now take your own advice - When you see a chance, take it!, when shyness get's the better of you- count to 3 really fast and just do it!, it's a matter of "pass" or "try again"- and with this positive attitude in life, more opportunities would always come unless God says otherwise... I hope i was able to communicate my point, because i just realized that i have not been taking all my own advice and from this day i intend to... Believe me, it feels good when you realize your loose ends and figure out how to amend them.    And yes i know, i preach too much *covers face*

Children For Sale????

Hilarious! but a serious issue tho... I just read an article, more like "news" in the vanguard online news about a man that tied his seven (7) children to a wheel barrow looking for interested buyers... This depressed and frustrated man firmly tied his children's hands to the wheel barrow as he headed to an unknown destination hoping to sell the children, saying he was fed up with his diminishing economic fortune...
   This 44 years old father, Isreal  Dike (a native of Odenkume, Obowo local Government area of Imo state but resides in Ugwu Ekwema, Egbu Road, Owerri) would have sold his children if not for the interference of a high powered team led by the commissioner of women affairs, Nma Onyechere after following a tip off... After the interference Mr Dike claimed he wanted to sell some of his children to take care of the others, he also blamed Governor Rochas Okorocha  as the cause of his situation( he said the Governor made him a promise a while back and hasn't fulfilled it till date). Commissioner Nma described Mr Dike as a depressed man, who is mentally deranged to the reporters at the scene... Answering a question, she also said the ministry would give the children out to foster parents to ensure proper care and education...
      *Shaking my head* at the Father of the children, i don't understand why you should have so many children if you don't have the resources to take proper care of them... Even if you can't control your urge for regular sex, at least use a condom or any other family planning methods...

Wear Condom:Girl Caught The New STD Superbug...

OMFG!!!  I'm seriously trying my best not to puke... This is a warning to those that have unprotected and oral sex. I really don't know what it'll take some people to use a condom, especially if you can't be faithful to one partner. This is a video of a woman who has been reported to have the new STD superbug, the video shows as the life maggots are removed from the diseased vagina. Viewer discretion strongly advised, and you have to be 18+ to watch this....Click HERE to watch...

Say What!!!

Lmao!!! i just had to share this with you guys.... It pays to be Original and stick to what you know, not fake and totally off-point.....*i just bit my tongue laughing* #Sore...... still Lmao tho

Which Man Would You Rather???

Girls! make your pick , Which type of man would you rather be with??? #keep in mind "Brian can't do"# lol

Peep Boobs!@#!!

Smh.... I choose to believe this was photo-shopped!!! But if it wasn't, what were you thinking darling! don't you own a mirror?? Or have friends??? That RiRi can pull it off doesn't mean you can too  *sigh, i love your hair tho...

Where Do You Belong?

Which category do you belong to? I'm (a) and (c).... *opens teeth* lol

I refuse to believe this! but this can only happen in the boys hostel.....Lmao!

This is just CRAY CRAY hilarious!!! #EPIC ...

Night Time Erection! and other Penis Facts

  *Yawn*... Doink! ...There he is up so early at attention... You look down, give a shout out at your "little"(hehe) man then up you are preparing for the rest of the day as you tuck him into your boxer( or pant..lol)... Not statistically proven but i'm almost sure at least 40% of guys don't know why they have a Hard-On every morning... Some just assume it's dream-induced(wet dream), others just stick to the believe that it's a sign that everything is fine down there(this is actually true tho) ... i"ll try not to give this article the textbook vibe, sooo i might be a little Raw(PG advised, just in case)
 

STAMFORD BRIDGE TO OLD TRAFFORD: JUAN MATA

Arguably the most talked about transfer of the winter transfer window. Manchester United club record swoop for Juan Mata seems to be all the fans want to talk about....and it’s not just the Red Devil fans here. Some Chelsea fans consider it an aberration; others think it’s for the best; Mata is a quality player and deserves to play more. Arsene Wenger has spent the past week crying that it is unfair seeing as his side still have to face United in the premier league (surprising from the man who sold Van Persie to the Reds of Manchester). To others it’s a tactical game by the London club. Chelsea have already played both their fixtures against Manchester United while the rest of the top four still have to go against the league champions.... In all honesty, if Mata can turn United’s woeful season around then it bodes well for Chelsea and their chance of being crowned league champions.....and if he can’t......they have nothing to lose having already drawn the first and won the second league fixture against the Reds. From here on, a victory for United is a victory for Chelsea. One thing is sure, Juan Mata is the kind of player United need upfront; a player with an eye for that killer pass and an eye for goals... (They are still lacking defensively though)
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Creepy Tattoo

Can you get this creepy Tattoo???...*shivers* OMG! that snake looks like it's coming out of his body...

Weirdest Brain Facts... contd

Did You Also Know...
6; While you are awake, the brain generates enough energy to power a light bulb...
7; The left side of the brain actually controls the right side of your and the right side of the brain controls the left side of you body...
8; The brain is the fattest organ in the human body as the brain contains over 60% fat...
9; The brain contains no pain receptor, hence does not feel any pain. This is why a brain surgery can be performed while the patient is awake...
10; Laughing at a joke is no simple action, it requires activities in 5 different areas of the brain...
     that's all for now, watch out for more weird brain fact...

Why Do You Want It?

Oh God, I want Wealth, Power, Fame, Influence and Eternal Life. Many of us want some of these and many of us already have most of these... But the real question is WHY? Why do you want so much Wealth? So much Fame? and Power? and mostly Eternal Life? Why?...

     I know why i want mine, I definitely love the luxury, the comfort and the respect that comes with it, But most of all I want my OPINION to count, i want my VOICE to be heard even when i whisper... there are too many things wrong in this world, too many things too late to change, and still so many i want to change... I want the Power to influence rules and laws that oppress the masses and weak, i want the Fame and Influence to start a positive trend that everyone would follow, i want to talk and people would listen, i want the love of the God the world and my family, i want to be seen as a pillar for positive change, i want people to have faith and believe in a better future just because of me, i want to "die" but still be "alive" in the hearts of every single soul, i don't want to be God but i want to be one of his favorite servants, i want so much and still be able to give out too much, i want to be the reason why someone wipes off his tears and takes a leap of faith... i want to have it all and still be able to give it all... Sounds like a lot, sounds like too much but i still want it all, not for greed but to fulfill my heart desires and my very essence of existence.... don't you?
    What do you want badly and Why?
 

Date Her? Or WTF Mehn?

It's a boring Saturday afternoon, you pick up your phone and call your friends over... they tell you they are at a cray house party and that you should come over... you freshen up sharply,pick your car keys and zoom off to the venue with your party mode on 4G... You get there, the party is cray cray, deprived girls everywhere wanting to make good use of their not-often freedom... "Skelewu" blasting out the speakers, booze in excess, looks like the best party ever...Then suddenly, your party mode drops to "edge" den "GSM" and then "SOS"  *choi*... you try everything possible to put your party mode on again but no success, you decide to let alcohol do the magic... You walk up to the bar, while trying to mix something for yourself; you sight this girl... For no specific reason she's got your attention, she's sitting alone(obviously not in the party mood too)... you walk up to her, "This party is awesome, i'm just not feeling it" you say to her and she smiles back warmly in agreement, and on this first day you guys just click... You feel like you've known her longer than the few hours you have spent talking...
you collect her contact, you start talking and you guys hit it off just fine... She is everything you want in a woman, caring, beautiful, funny, great sense of humor, relatively religious, chubby in all the right places and a virgin... you fall deep for her and want her all for yourself, so you ask her to be yours... She says maybe, and she has got a big secret and you are worth her 100% honesty and she loves you very much.... then she says to you " ........, i'm transgender..i was born a man, my surgery isn't complete yet so i still have a penis, do you still love me?"...#GBAM.... Would you still love her(him technically)?

This is just an Epic example, of "Class difference".... see crazy garnishing!!! ... Which would you settle for: judging criteria- appearance and cost?

Model Rush!

This is just Cray Cray.... Lmao!... which would you settle for?

Got Low Blood Sugar????

Because i care about you, i am sharing this.... Check yourself and live healthy...believe me, the world needs you

Power Of One!

Never Underestimate the power of one person.... It takes just one person to start the trend, one person to make the difference, just 1 person to initiate change.... But the real deal is who? who is willing to go out of the norm? who is willing to risk it all for change? who is willing to stop blaming his problems and misfortunes on other people and his condition? who? ....Selflessness is something most of us lack, sacrificing our freedom and comfort for the well being of community or our entire race... Let's come out of our seemingly permanent mourning phase and work for what we want, work for our future, work for our descendants... Would you break down a mountain for the safety of other people? chill, let me guess "Hell No" yh? lol... i'm not sure i can too, i doubt i'm that brave *covers face*.... I'm not saying we should all go as far as breaking mountains but do something, something good that would benefit not just you, but many other people...In any little way you can, just try.... i will

A Lion Sculpture Created From 4,000 Pieces of Hand-Cut Metal Scraps

This Sculpture is titled "Aslan" which means "Lion" in Turkish took about a year to build.... The creator is an Istanbul-based artiste named, Selcuk Yilmaz... The process involves hand-cutting and hammering each individual metal piece, the sculpture weighs about 550 pounds... More pictures of this impressive, detailed and well contoured sculpture and it's creator.... i wonder how much it'll be sold for...

Pure Affection...

The sweetest love acts ever.... From Brad Pitt's beautiful patience and affection towards Angelina, To this Awesome boyfriend that shaved his hair to make his girlfriend feel more secure about her appearance( she was sick and diagnosed with cancer, she lost all her hair to the illness)... Pure affection and acts of love like this makes me wonder if "True Love" really exists...Does it?

Who stole my Whattt??

Come On.... some marketing strategy, church business is good business o..... Husband matter tho...lol @ "SEASON 1"... On a serious note tho, i don't buy the idea of exploring believer or desperate people based on their problems... Some pastors are acting God, "promising" their members a better life, husbands, children, business promotion etc... this is totally not right but hilarious billboard tho...hehehe

If your device keypad could talk, what would it say to you??? lol

    i know what mine would say.... it'll beg me to have mercy because when i start with it i hadly stop for hours, especially my phone... it'll tell me to start commenting on linda ikeji's blog instead of being too shy all the time, it'll tell me to have mercy on guys and stop being blunt most times, it'll tell me to search educative info and news updates instead of fashion and entertainment sites alone... it'll tell me to type "lol" less often or the buttons would soon stop working.... lol...*sorry, i can't help it*...hehe
   what would your own keypad tell you? loool  *Oops

YEEZAINITY!!! Kanye West Is Their God???

Okay, this is just wrong!.... Kanye West's Alter Ego has inspired a new religion called "Yeezainity"... And according to the anonymous founder of the new religion, the 36 years old rapper Kanye West is it's followers "God"... The Religion's website, called Yeezainity.com, tags the faith as "THE BEST CHURCH OF ALL TIME".. . It's members are called Ye'ciples... For full details on, the pillars, the declaration of faith, and the golden rules of the new religion, check the website--- yeezainity.com ....  The founder also stated that the members of this new religion, are to remain anonymous until "the conditions are ripe", it's members are also allowed to practice other faiths such as Islam, Christianity, Taosim, Buddhism etc ..... More picture of this absurd belief after the cut-->

Perks Of An Open Marriage

Singer, Robin Thicke who is in an open marriage with Actress, Paula Patton was spotted dirty dancing and flirting with a mystery lady at a night club in Paris after performing at the club... I'm not sure if to envy this dude or what...  He is married to a gorgeous Actress, who allows him to cheat at will (technically it's not cheating, it's an open marriage after all)... OMG! that's like so awesome *clears throat* i meant Bad...lol... Would you rather the old fashion marriage or this exciting variety-filled marriage???... PS-that babe is such a big time GOLD-DIGGER, she's so like all over him...pfft! have some class woman! ...more picture--->