*Yawn*... Doink! ...There he is up so early at attention... You look down, give a shout out at your "little"(hehe) man then up you are preparing for the rest of the day as you tuck him into your boxer( or pant..lol)... Not statistically proven but i'm almost sure at least 40% of guys don't know why they have a Hard-On every morning... Some just assume it's dream-induced(wet dream), others just stick to the believe that it's a sign that everything is fine down there(this is actually true tho) ... i"ll try not to give this article the textbook vibe, sooo i might be a little Raw(PG advised, just in case)
Last Weekend, i was with my girls gisting(more like gossiping..hehe)... Then Clara(not her real name) was like "OMG!, my boyfriend is a horse", we all burst into what seemed like the longest laughter ever... Initially, we thought she was talking about size then she explained her experience---> she had slept over at her boyfriends place the previous week, they hadn't seen each-other in a while but she got to his house late at night and they were both very tired so they went straight to bed... She is a light sleeper with peeing issues(i'm sorry babe, muah), so she wakes up like every 2 hours to pee... When she woke up at about 3am, she saw her boyfriend with a full hard on, she was so shocked she stared at it for almost 10 minutes before going back to bed and it was still up at attention... Then she eventually got up around 7am in the morning, as she tried to wake him up she saw he still had an erection "Wow", she said out loud... She laughed at him for literally the whole day but ddn't tell him why...
I thought about it and realized that pretty much a lot of people don't know a lot of facts about the "male" penis (i know nothing about the female penis)... So, here i am giving you a few facts you do not know(or may already know) about your penis(or your man's penis)---> Tell me you knew that your night time erection occurs 3-5 times a night and each session lasts for about 25-35 minutes...Yope, it does...this phenomenon is called Nocturnal Penile Tumescence(NPT)... And oh yeah, a dudes Penis can erect longer and stay noticeably harder when he is asleep than when he is fully aroused and awake... The main cause of Night time erection informally known as "Morning Glory" hasn't been determined but has been linked to the electric impulse that occur in the brain during REM(Rapid Eye Movement) stages of sleep... So, when the dude comes out from the REM cycle when he just wakes up, he may still have a raging boner but this isn't synonymous to excitement...
Other fact---> Yes, the male Penis can break, if violently twisted when erected ( there are no bones in the penis, but the tubes that are fill with blood can burst and pour, causing a very painful swelling)... Sorry to burst your bubble girls, the penis length is not linked to foot or palm size *tongue out*... Also study has shown that shorter penis increase by about 86% when erect unlike longer penis that increase by about 47% when erect...The male penis isn't a muscle(to those calling it the "love muscle") that is why you can't bend it anyhow you want when erect, instead it's a kind of sponge that fills up with blood when the man is sexually excited... That's all i've got (for now), Now go oh ye child and experience the practical aspect of the theory i have just thought you...#Disclaimer... #SaintMuch
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