Saturday, 25 January 2014

Date Her? Or WTF Mehn?


It's a boring Saturday afternoon, you pick up your phone and call your friends over... they tell you they are at a cray house party and that you should come over... you freshen up sharply,pick your car keys and zoom off to the venue with your party mode on 4G... You get there, the party is cray cray, deprived girls everywhere wanting to make good use of their not-often freedom... "Skelewu" blasting out the speakers, booze in excess, looks like the best party ever...Then suddenly, your party mode drops to "edge" den "GSM" and then "SOS"  *choi*... you try everything possible to put your party mode on again but no success, you decide to let alcohol do the magic... You walk up to the bar, while trying to mix something for yourself; you sight this girl... For no specific reason she's got your attention, she's sitting alone(obviously not in the party mood too)... you walk up to her, "This party is awesome, i'm just not feeling it" you say to her and she smiles back warmly in agreement, and on this first day you guys just click... You feel like you've known her longer than the few hours you have spent talking...
you collect her contact, you start talking and you guys hit it off just fine... She is everything you want in a woman, caring, beautiful, funny, great sense of humor, relatively religious, chubby in all the right places and a virgin... you fall deep for her and want her all for yourself, so you ask her to be yours... She says maybe, and she has got a big secret and you are worth her 100% honesty and she loves you very much.... then she says to you " ........, i'm transgender..i was born a man, my surgery isn't complete yet so i still have a penis, do you still love me?"...#GBAM.... Would you still love her(him technically)?

2 comments:

  1. Wahala dey oh transgender what?na english word?no u cn't be serious.laughter

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  2. Trans wah!!!....no comment *kosoro*

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